itsyourbetrayer

Bernadette. Ireland. Music and internet is all I'll ever need.

80% of my friendships on tumblr

me:we should talk more!
them:yeah we should!
both:*never talks to each other again*
Me in the morning:i wanna be at a concert.
Me at night:i want to be at a concert.
Me in the shower:i want to be at a concert
Me in class:i want to be at a concert
Me sleeping:i want to be at a concert
Me at a concert:i want to be here forever until the end of time.

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via cursedwiththebless)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via hanz-y01o)

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

(via laurens-hot-booty)

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