|me:||we should talk more!|
|them:||yeah we should!|
|both:||*never talks to each other again*|
|Me in the morning:||i wanna be at a concert.|
|Me at night:||i want to be at a concert.|
|Me in the shower:||i want to be at a concert|
|Me in class:||i want to be at a concert|
|Me sleeping:||i want to be at a concert|
|Me at a concert:||i want to be here forever until the end of time.|
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u